Tuesday, 22 November 2016

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We have Shared  Here are some funny thanksgiving pictures that you can use as you Thanksgiving quotes. Of course, Thanksgiving day is the happiest day of the year of Happy Thanksgiving Images Wishes. People love to make it, even more, funnier by doing weird things on Thanksgiving Greetings and hilarious stuff. By sending funny Thanksgiving cards we invite our friends and family to join us on Thanksgiving Day. Funny Thanksgiving Pictures, Photos.
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Thanksgiving-Quotes-with-Pictures

Funny Thanksgiving Pictures and Jokes



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Funny-Thanksgiving-Pictures-Images

Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan.  You get more stuffing.

Erma Bombeck: No One Diets on Thanksgiving.  

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Johnny Carson: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.

Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.


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Funny-Thanksgiving-Memes


Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.”
― Erma Bombeck


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Funny-Thanksgiving-Pictures-Images-2016

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ― Kevin James

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
– William Arthur Ward



Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
– Jon Stewart

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.
– Meister Eckhart

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
– E.P. Powell

Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corduroys. Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel. I wish turkey only cost a nickel. Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

– Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler

We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing."


This festival is going to be held on 24th of November and all the people will be enthused for celebrating this festival. People will wish their friends, family members and all their loved ones a very Funny happy Thanksgiving Pictures 2017. If you too want to do that, then this is the right place for you, from where you can easily share these Funny Thanksgiving Images, with your friends wishing them all a very very Funny Thanksgiving Sayings.


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Funny Thanksgiving Pictures

We have Shared  Here are some funny thanksgiving pictures that you can use as you Thanksgiving quotes. Of course, Thanksgiving day is the happiest day of the year of Happy Thanksgiving Images Wishes. People love to make it, even more, funnier by doing weird things on Thanksgiving Greetings and hilarious stuff. By sending funny Thanksgiving cards we invite our friends and family to join us on Thanksgiving Day. Funny Thanksgiving Pictures, Photos.
Thanksgiving-Quotes-with-Pictures
Thanksgiving-Quotes-with-Pictures

Funny Thanksgiving Pictures and Jokes



Funny-Thanksgiving-Pictures-Images
Funny-Thanksgiving-Pictures-Images

Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan.  You get more stuffing.

Erma Bombeck: No One Diets on Thanksgiving.  

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Johnny Carson: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.

Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.


Also See: Thanksgiving Images

Funny-Thanksgiving-Memes
Funny-Thanksgiving-Memes


Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.”
― Erma Bombeck


Funny-Thanksgiving-Pictures-Images-2016
Funny-Thanksgiving-Pictures-Images-2016

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ― Kevin James

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
– William Arthur Ward



Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
– Jon Stewart

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.
– Meister Eckhart

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
– E.P. Powell

Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corduroys. Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel. I wish turkey only cost a nickel. Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

– Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler

We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing."


This festival is going to be held on 24th of November and all the people will be enthused for celebrating this festival. People will wish their friends, family members and all their loved ones a very Funny happy Thanksgiving Pictures 2017. If you too want to do that, then this is the right place for you, from where you can easily share these Funny Thanksgiving Images, with your friends wishing them all a very very Funny Thanksgiving Sayings.


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